More Select Reasons Why The Wall Street Journal Is More Entertaining For Having Hired Jason Gay

8. Your $5 umbrella will never explode walking down Fifth Avenue.
17. Each night at 7 p.m., Katie Couric will come by and read you the news.
23. That knock on the door? Amy Sedaris, with cupcakes.
15. Any time you want, you can walk into Soho House, point at any member, and laugh.
16. Thom Browne will make it in your size, always.

From “OK LeBron, Here It Is: Our Last and Best Offer,” July 2, 2010

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